Do you want to devastate a planet?
Destroy a those pesky covenant tug boats?
Obliterate a hoola hoop?
We at Cone Industries (the #1 leader in workplace safety) presents the cone launcher mk.1.
This bad boy can take hat off of an elite at 5 kilometers and then some!
Pre-order yours today at the low low cost of 30 payments of 99.99 (not including cone industries approved ammunition!)
Gold plating is also an option only an additional 20000 dollaridoos
Cone industries! Proudly owned and operated by the Cone Kingdom!
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Destroy a those pesky covenant tug boats?
Obliterate a hoola hoop?
We at Cone Industries (the #1 leader in workplace safety) presents the cone launcher mk.1.
This bad boy can take hat off of an elite at 5 kilometers and then some!
Pre-order yours today at the low low cost of 30 payments of 99.99 (not including cone industries approved ammunition!)
Gold plating is also an option only an additional 20000 dollaridoos
Cone industries! Proudly owned and operated by the Cone Kingdom!
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