UZ had left the ruins, he heard the large doors close and lock. He started trudging through the ice and snow. Forest surrounded him on either side. As he was walking he heard another set of footsteps, he turned to look but there was no one there. He shrugged it off as his imagination and kept going. He came to a bridge with a large gate in the middle. He stopped as he heard more footsteps getting closer and closer.
“user.” A woman’s voice said.” don’t you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand.”
He slowly held out his hand and shook her’s. He heard a loud farting sound as he grasped her hand
“heh! The old woopee cushion in the hand trick. gets them every time.” A pink and blue spartan chuckled. “i’m diesel by the way. dieselgirl8. i’m supposed to be on watch for new guys right now but I don’t feel like capturing anyone. my brother however, he’s a fanatic. hey I think that’s him over there. here step through this gate thingy.”
He gave her a confused look.
“yeah go right through it.” She continued “my bro made the bars to wide to stop anyone. Come on.
They sped through the gate and to a clearing with a post for a sentry.
“here hide behind these conveniently placed bricks.”
The was a lamp next to the station that was shaped like UZ. Diesel urged him on and he hid behind the lamp.
A red storm grunt walked into the area “DIESEL!” He yelled
“sup bro”
“YOU KNOW WHATS ‘SUP’ SISTER! ITS BEEN THREE DAYS AND YOU SILL HAVENT RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!”
“staring at these bricks.” Diesel said “it’s pretty cool. do you want to look?”
“NO!” He said stomping his little feet. “ WHAT IF A USER COMES THROUGH HERE? I WANT TO BE READY!!! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A USER! THEN I, THE GREAT NIGEL.... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT.. RECOGNITION! I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GAURD! PEOPLE WILL ASK TO BE MY, ‘FRIEND?’ I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING!”
“hmm.. maybe this pile of brick will help you.” She said.
“DIESEL!! YOU’RE NOT HELPING! YOU LAZYBONES!” Nigel yelled. “ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERYDAY!”
“aw you complements are making me turn PINK.” Diesel cracked
A rimshot came out of nowhere.
“DIESEL!”
“aw come on you’re smiling.”
“I AM AND I HATE IT!” He sighed “WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME. HAVE DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION?”
“i don’t know. do you think you’re UP for all that responsibility?”
Another rimshot played.
“STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SIZE!! I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES. AS FOR YOU.. IF YOU DONT GET WORKING ILL HAVE SOME PUN-ISHMENT FOR YOU YOU! NYEH HEH HEH!” Then Nigel ran off, but not before coming back and giving one last ‘heh’
“ok. you can come out now.” Diesel said to UZ.
He cautiously stepped out from behind the bricks.
“you better get going, he might come back. and if he does.. you’ll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes.” UZ began to walk away but before he could go away Diesel called out.
“actually, hey, I hate to bother you but can I ask you a favor?” She asked. “my brother’s been kinda down lately. he’s never seen a new user before and seeing you might just make his day. he’s not dangerous, even if he tried to be.” UZ nodded.
“thanks a million.” She said, walking away. “i’ll be up ahead.” She turned in the opposite direction and disappeared.
Listen to: Undertale OST
15 Sans.
16 Nyeh Heh Heh!
“user.” A woman’s voice said.” don’t you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand.”
He slowly held out his hand and shook her’s. He heard a loud farting sound as he grasped her hand
“heh! The old woopee cushion in the hand trick. gets them every time.” A pink and blue spartan chuckled. “i’m diesel by the way. dieselgirl8. i’m supposed to be on watch for new guys right now but I don’t feel like capturing anyone. my brother however, he’s a fanatic. hey I think that’s him over there. here step through this gate thingy.”
He gave her a confused look.
“yeah go right through it.” She continued “my bro made the bars to wide to stop anyone. Come on.
They sped through the gate and to a clearing with a post for a sentry.
“here hide behind these conveniently placed bricks.”
The was a lamp next to the station that was shaped like UZ. Diesel urged him on and he hid behind the lamp.
A red storm grunt walked into the area “DIESEL!” He yelled
“sup bro”
“YOU KNOW WHATS ‘SUP’ SISTER! ITS BEEN THREE DAYS AND YOU SILL HAVENT RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!”
“staring at these bricks.” Diesel said “it’s pretty cool. do you want to look?”
“NO!” He said stomping his little feet. “ WHAT IF A USER COMES THROUGH HERE? I WANT TO BE READY!!! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A USER! THEN I, THE GREAT NIGEL.... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT.. RECOGNITION! I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GAURD! PEOPLE WILL ASK TO BE MY, ‘FRIEND?’ I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING!”
“hmm.. maybe this pile of brick will help you.” She said.
“DIESEL!! YOU’RE NOT HELPING! YOU LAZYBONES!” Nigel yelled. “ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERYDAY!”
“aw you complements are making me turn PINK.” Diesel cracked
A rimshot came out of nowhere.
“DIESEL!”
“aw come on you’re smiling.”
“I AM AND I HATE IT!” He sighed “WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME. HAVE DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION?”
“i don’t know. do you think you’re UP for all that responsibility?”
Another rimshot played.
“STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SIZE!! I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES. AS FOR YOU.. IF YOU DONT GET WORKING ILL HAVE SOME PUN-ISHMENT FOR YOU YOU! NYEH HEH HEH!” Then Nigel ran off, but not before coming back and giving one last ‘heh’
“ok. you can come out now.” Diesel said to UZ.
He cautiously stepped out from behind the bricks.
“you better get going, he might come back. and if he does.. you’ll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes.” UZ began to walk away but before he could go away Diesel called out.
“actually, hey, I hate to bother you but can I ask you a favor?” She asked. “my brother’s been kinda down lately. he’s never seen a new user before and seeing you might just make his day. he’s not dangerous, even if he tried to be.” UZ nodded.
“thanks a million.” She said, walking away. “i’ll be up ahead.” She turned in the opposite direction and disappeared.
Listen to: Undertale OST
15 Sans.
16 Nyeh Heh Heh!