By Dieselgirl8
Aug 19, 2019
UZ found a person sitting at an ice cream stand.
“I don’t understand why my product isn’t selling. It’s the perfect weather for something cold.” The man said. Then he noticed UZ.
“Oh! A costumer!” He exclaimed. “I’m silenttakedown. Would you like some nice cream? It’s the frozen treat that warms your heart! Now just $15!”
UZ handed him $15 for a nice cream. Silenttakedown handed him a nice cream.
“Have a super duper day!” He said as UZ walked away. UZ kept on until he once again ran into diesel.
“I’ve been thinking about selling treats too.” She said. “Want some fried snow? It’s just $5.”
UZ nodded.
“Did i say $5? I meant $50.”
UZ nodded once again.
“Really? Ok then $500.”
UZ kept accepting.
“$5,000 that’s my final offer.”
UZ said yes one more time.
“You don’t have that kind of money. Besides I’m all out of snow.” She chuckled. UZ gave her a disappointed look.
*nigel please put the gun away*
“I don’t understand why my product isn’t selling. It’s the perfect weather for something cold.” The man said. Then he noticed UZ.
“Oh! A costumer!” He exclaimed. “I’m silenttakedown. Would you like some nice cream? It’s the frozen treat that warms your heart! Now just $15!”
UZ handed him $15 for a nice cream. Silenttakedown handed him a nice cream.
“Have a super duper day!” He said as UZ walked away. UZ kept on until he once again ran into diesel.
“I’ve been thinking about selling treats too.” She said. “Want some fried snow? It’s just $5.”
UZ nodded.
“Did i say $5? I meant $50.”
UZ nodded once again.
“Really? Ok then $500.”
UZ kept accepting.
“$5,000 that’s my final offer.”
UZ said yes one more time.
“You don’t have that kind of money. Besides I’m all out of snow.” She chuckled. UZ gave her a disappointed look.
*nigel please put the gun away*