By Purmle
Jul 12, 2019
Dear Murple, CEO of Bush Ind,
The Chief and I have been rocking it over here. We have been partying for weeks now and I don't see an end for a while yet. All my employees have been given a raise and a month long paid vacation. But those epic guys (and gal) were so kind that they decided to spend it here at Shrub Ind!!
Let me tell you, that Dex is a great one! He makes some of the best propaganda posters ever! I mean, one morning I woke up, and Dex came over and he was like, "Hey, Purm!" And I was like, "Hey, Dex!" And then he was like, "Wanna see my new poster?" And I was like, "Yea" So he was like, "Follow me." And I was like, "Sure." And he was like, "Look." And I was like, "Dude! That is crazy!" And he was like, "Aint it?" And I was like, "Yea!" So, let me tell you, it was an AWESOME poster.
Speaking of great guys, lets talk about my cook. Diesel. She does some crazy experiments with food! Some aint so good, but most of the time, its AWESOME! I mean, she makes some of the best spaghetti ever! Just the right amount of sauce and a little sprinkling of cheese, pour it over noodles LA! You have a PERFECT meal.
Dude, you'll never believe what's for supper! Haha! The Chief just told me........*slurp*........I can't *smack* believe it!!! Man, that SMELL! It's sooo *slurp, smack* good! I gotta *slurpity smackity* go!!!!!
Sincerely,
Purmle, CEO of Shrub Ind.
P.S. Don't think that putting Simek in a reverse mind-changer will work because it wont. In fact, just to prove it, I tried it on myself this morning. And guess what? I'M DOING JUST FINE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The Chief and I have been rocking it over here. We have been partying for weeks now and I don't see an end for a while yet. All my employees have been given a raise and a month long paid vacation. But those epic guys (and gal) were so kind that they decided to spend it here at Shrub Ind!!
Let me tell you, that Dex is a great one! He makes some of the best propaganda posters ever! I mean, one morning I woke up, and Dex came over and he was like, "Hey, Purm!" And I was like, "Hey, Dex!" And then he was like, "Wanna see my new poster?" And I was like, "Yea" So he was like, "Follow me." And I was like, "Sure." And he was like, "Look." And I was like, "Dude! That is crazy!" And he was like, "Aint it?" And I was like, "Yea!" So, let me tell you, it was an AWESOME poster.
Speaking of great guys, lets talk about my cook. Diesel. She does some crazy experiments with food! Some aint so good, but most of the time, its AWESOME! I mean, she makes some of the best spaghetti ever! Just the right amount of sauce and a little sprinkling of cheese, pour it over noodles LA! You have a PERFECT meal.
Dude, you'll never believe what's for supper! Haha! The Chief just told me........*slurp*........I can't *smack* believe it!!! Man, that SMELL! It's sooo *slurp, smack* good! I gotta *slurpity smackity* go!!!!!
Sincerely,
Purmle, CEO of Shrub Ind.
P.S. Don't think that putting Simek in a reverse mind-changer will work because it wont. In fact, just to prove it, I tried it on myself this morning. And guess what? I'M DOING JUST FINE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!