United States Restoration Corps: Mutants are the single greatest threat to the restoration of our great nation. “Cure” them.
Soviet Socialist Remnants: Wait, Soviets infiltrated the States?
Always have been.
Post Human Union: Haha, gas whooooooooosh!
Civilian Defense Taskforce: You are a threat to civilians! And you are a threat to civilians and you are a threat to civilians and YOU are a threat to civilians and we are a threat to civilians and they are a threat to civilians and civilians must be defended.
Wait, who even are the civilians?
Soviet Socialist Remnants: Wait, Soviets infiltrated the States?
Always have been.
Post Human Union: Haha, gas whooooooooosh!
Civilian Defense Taskforce: You are a threat to civilians! And you are a threat to civilians and you are a threat to civilians and YOU are a threat to civilians and we are a threat to civilians and they are a threat to civilians and civilians must be defended.
Wait, who even are the civilians?